Endless Fun

If you’re a product manager of a toy company, you can bet that something like this would make you quake in your boots.

Powered by renewable energy.

Multi-language instructions included.

Assembled from 100% post-consumer raw materials.

A uniquely gender-neutral experience.

All-weather operations.

Lifetime warranty.

User-customizable.

No upgrades required.

Complimentary support network.

Zero maintenance costs.

I present to you, the tire swing. A product that sells itself. Although if you spent more than a dollar for yours, you’ve paid too much.

If you’re still on the fence about getting one, let this smiling girl’s testimonial be the final push you need to swing into action.

About the author: I am Stephen Kennedy, an experienced photographer with more than 2500 completed sessions in all 50 US states.

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